If you’ve been to a game at Verizon Center recently, you may have noticed some parachuting cattle. They’re sponsored by Chick-fil-A, and they even have customized parachutes (how adorable.) We’ll let Dan Steinberg handle the full investigative exposé on the subject, because we’re far too lazy for that, and he gets paid more. Instead we’ll just be proper irresponsible bloggers and make some assumptions about what payload would be worth the risk of these brave bovines. We’re guessing that the critical cargo that they deliver to the patrons of the Verizon Center are coupons for complimentary chicken. So in honor of the Cows that endangered their stuffed souls to bring you free fowl, we present a gallery of their finest :
