Keeping with the theme of needing new scorers, the South Carolina Stingrays...
Red Rockers Invite You to Dance
It used to be, in order to get a free T-shirt, you had to either fill out a fake name on a credit card application, or be one of 16,000 fans to get hit with one shot from a handheld T-shirt cannon.
At Caps games recently, you just need to walk up the the Red Rocker kiosk on the 100 level of Verizon Center, do a jig, and walk away with a red, Geico-sponsored Caps T-shirt to add to your collection. The primary clientele? Middle-aged men. Ick.
Something to get for the Caps fan that you don’t want to spend any money on.
Lamest post ever, I know.