Craig Laughlin’s Network Hockey Is Back, Baby!

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Posted April 23, 2014
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“Hold it here!” (Photos by Caps Outsider)

Comcast SportsNet’s Craig Laughlin is back at the Gardens Ice House as his Network Hockey camp returns. We caught up with Laughlin and got exclusive photos of him teaching kids the game of hockey. Be sure to check out our feature on Network Hockey from a couple of years ago, where Craig gives us the scoop on his camp.

Here, we’ve included captions of what Laughlin is not saying to his students, all from the Joe B. and Locker Glossary.

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“Put mustard on that pass!”

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“Do the dipsy do!”

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“You – go to the Sin Bin!”

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“Put the biscuit in the basket!”

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“Soap on a rope but don’t get kabonged!”

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“Get in his grill and put him on his wallet!”

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“I wanna see tic-tac-toe passes!”

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“Hackin’ and whackin’ and pancakes, no Harlem Globe Trotter game!”

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“Everyone watch this, I’m going right up the gut!”

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“Put extra sauce on those cutesy passes!”

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“Melt the puck with your chiclets if you have to!”

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“Pups, stand in the corner!”

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“Here comes my Howitzer right from the woodwork.”

Last but not least, an outtake from Apple’s face recognition software.

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Ben Sumner
Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider and a contributor for Gunaxin.com. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.
Ben Sumner

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