Ryan Reaves and Tom Wilson, well known for their on-ice rivalry, had a pleasant conversation before last night’s game in Washington. Capitals Outsider got a fake transcript of the dialogue between the two.
“Hey Whip! Over here!”
“Hi Ryan, welcome back to D.C.!”
“Whip, can you introduce me to Gerardo Parra? I love that Baby Shark song!”
“Only if you introduce me to Wayne Newton the next time I’m in Vegas. Oh, and I want to see the Liberace museum.”
“The Liberace museum closed, but I’ll bring you to the Stratosphere.”
“Does it still have that roller coaster?”
“No, the roller coaster shut down in 2005.”
“Well, I’ll need to tell Ovi cause he still raves about it. Have a good game!”