Red Rockers Invite You to Dance

Posted November 1, 2011

That's former Washington Bullet Phil Chenier checking out the Red Rockers. (Caps Outsider)

It used to be, in order to get a free T-shirt, you had to either fill out a fake name on a credit card application, or be one of 16,000 fans to get hit with one shot from a handheld T-shirt cannon.

At Caps games recently, you just need to walk up the the Red Rocker kiosk on the 100 level of Verizon Center, do a jig, and walk away with a red, Geico-sponsored Caps T-shirt to add to your collection. The primary clientele? Middle-aged men. Ick.

Something to get for the Caps fan that you don’t want to spend any money on.

Lamest post ever, I know.