Red Rockers

Red Rockers Invite You to Dance

That's former Washington Bullet Phil Chenier checking out the Red Rockers. (Caps Outsider)

It used to be, in order to get a free T-shirt, you had to either fill out a fake name on a credit card application, or be one of 16,000 fans to get hit with one shot from a handheld T-shirt cannon.

At Caps games recently, you just need to walk up the the Red Rocker kiosk on the 100 level of Verizon Center, do a jig, and walk away with a red, Geico-sponsored Caps T-shirt to add to your collection. The primary clientele? Middle-aged men. Ick.

Something to get for the Caps fan that you don’t want to spend any money on.

Lamest post ever, I know.

 

Ben Sumner

Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.

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