Carlson & Alzner Test Drive a Corvette Stingray

Posted December 1, 2014

Caps fans may have noticed recently on television that Caps defensemen John Carlson and Karl Alzner are doing commercials for Sport Chevrolet in Silver Spring. These are their first TV spots for Sport, though they’ve been doing radio spots for a while now, and even have new ones out.

Here they are test driving a 2015 Corvette Stingray. Note that the dialogue is exactly what you’d expect from these two.

Dialogue highlights:

“Good thing this thing comes in automatic, for you.” – Alzner

“Alzy, do they even have cars in Canada?” – Carlson

“You know this is my jam!” – Carlson

“Alzy, I gotta take a selfie.” – Carlson

Ben Sumner
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