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D.C. Prostitute Offers Caps Playoff Special
After the Caps’ 2-1 victory Thursday, a Capitals Outsider writer was driving home from Verizon Center when a prostitute on 4th and K offered him a ‘Caps Playoff Special.’ Because he is a law-abiding citizen, he just laughed and drove away, instead of investigating the details. Twitter had some ideas of what may have been involved (Warning: Corny innuendo alert):
@CapsOutsider You play a man down, or it’s 2 minutes for holding the stick.
— Cheetahdave (@CheetahdaveDave) April 20, 2012
@CapsOutsider Sad to say, it probably had something to do with a choker
— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) April 20, 2012
@CapsOutsider Heh. I guess a “high stick” would be involved :D
— Sam Knight (@samknight1) April 20, 2012
@CapsOutsider 45 shots on goal?
— Chris Gardner (@VaMedic) April 20, 2012
Okay, kidding, this last one was for a different tweet.