D.C. Prostitute Offers Caps Playoff Special

Posted April 20, 2012

After the Caps’ 2-1 victory Thursday, a Capitals Outsider writer was driving home from Verizon Center when a prostitute on  4th and K offered him a ‘Caps Playoff Special.’ Because he is a law-abiding citizen, he just laughed and drove away, instead of investigating the details. Twitter had some ideas of what may have been involved (Warning: Corny innuendo alert):





Okay, kidding, this last one was for a different tweet.

Ben Sumner
Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.
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