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Washington Capitals Toilet Seat Cover
Here’s an item you don’t see every day – a Washington Capitals hand-crafted toilet seat cover. eBay member nhrafan307 started the bidding off at $16.50. Don’t worry – it’s listed as new. Someone should buy it as a birthday gift for Karl Alzner. Bid here.
The eBay user also has other team-themed items for sale, including baby carrier covers and steering wheel covers.