It’s that time of year again, when we try desperately to think of gifts to buy someone, but since their entire life revolves around the Washington Capitals we can only think to get them Caps-themed items. There are thousands of items that Rock the Red but we here at Capitals Outsider have picked the best of the best. Well, maybe not, but certainly things you likely didn’t think to buy, let alone look for. Since you’ve already bought your Alex Ovechkin plush doll and HBO’s 24/7 Caps-Pens on DVD, it’s time to get more practical items. (Also see this assortment of Caps clocks/watches)
Caps Tissue Box
$2.95. Where has this item been for the last 37 years?
Caps Air Freshener
$17.99 for a six-pack. Because we need to make a stink joke. I’m told it smells like Irish Spring soap.
Slapshot Pillow Pet
$34.99. Check out what happens when he makes it to the playoffs:
Caps Slippers
$14.90-$26-39. For everyone.
Caps Cufflinks
$59.95. For the Yuppie Caps fan.
Capitals Earrings
$19.67. And his teenage daughter.
16-Ounce Caps Latte Mug
$21.99. For mom.
Caps Christmas Tree Ornament
$6.95. For the entire family.
Caps Purse
$21.99. For game-day.
Caps Inflatable Checking Buddy
$18.44. For the boy.
Caps Wood Sign
$21.99. For the man-cave.
Caps Inflatable Chair
$54.99. For the living room.
Caps iPad Cover
$42.99. Not sure what this is for.
Caps Beer Koozies
$12.99. Still cheaper than a VC beer, huh?
Caps Leather Wallet
$29.99. You’ll have no money left in here after buying all this stuff.
Caps Night Light
$14.95. Good night and good luck.
