What the Caps Were Thinking During Warmups

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Posted April 13, 2014
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“I was falling to the ice and still scored. That was clearly the 2013 goal of the year!” (Photos by Caps Outsider)

The Caps skated their final pre-game warmup of the season Sunday. Here is what they were (likely) thinking, or not.

"The won the Presidents' Trophy and I STILL beat them!"

“They won the Presidents’ Trophy, we were an eighth seed, and I STILL beat them!”

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“Don’t worry Nicky, plus/minus is a meaningless stat. The mathematicians said so.”

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“Wardo, tonight, we’re putting it ALL on the line! GO CAPS!”

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“Glad this is an early game. Gotta watch King Joffrey get married on Game of Thrones tonight.”

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“It was fun showing those fools they didn’t overpay for me after all.”

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“Mmmmmm, pancakes and Stanley Cups. I gotta get out of here.”

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“Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.”

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“I just don’t care that people make fun. I really do like golf.”

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“I was SO CLOSE to that hattrick.”

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“Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, heroes in a half shell.”

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“Hey Nicky, smell my glove.”

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“I mean, it was an overtime game winner! No question in was goal of the year!”

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“Wardo and I, we’re just gonna KILL EM ALL tonight! GO CAPS.”

Ben Sumner
Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider and a contributor for Gunaxin.com. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.
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