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Karl Alzner’s Mid-Movember Change-up
Before and after. Photos via Karl Alzner
No one on the Caps seems to have more fun with Movember than defenseman Karl Alzner. Though Alzner got off to a head start this year by growing his mustache well in advance of November 1, today he threw a curve-ball into the festivities. After a failed attempt to dye his mustache a few weeks ago (an idea inspired by Hulk Hogan), Alzner today did something different than merely growing better hair than all of his teammates. He added some old-school personality to it.
Still trailing 19-year-old Tom Wilson (who can barely even grow a mustache), perhaps this is Alzner’s way of drawing attention down the stretch… to help change the face of men’s health. For that, Alzner deserves our donations.