Alzner and Brouwer Swinging

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Posted October 9, 2013
No word on whether Karl Alzner, left, will start from scratch. Perhaps Movember Captain Brouwer will tell him what to do. (Caps Outsider)

“Hey! Hockey is for everyone!” (Photos and fake quotes by Caps Outsider)

Before they were off to sign autographs for fans at Six Flags on Tuesday, Karl Alzner and Troy Brouwer teamed up to ride the Fly Skycoaster. Here is what they (likely) weren’t saying.

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“Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

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“I bet you some blogger is going to write about this.”

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“Who do you blame for the shutdown? Obama or Boehner?”

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“Some folk’ll never eat a skunk but then again some folk’ll, like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel!”

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“I’ve totally gotta Tweet this right now.”

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“Hey Troy, you doing Movember this year? I already started.”

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“Weeeeeeeee!”

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“I’m lizzing! I’m lizzing!”

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“Off to sign autographs. Dizzily.”

See more of our Caps at Six Flags photos.

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Ben Sumner
Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider and a contributor for Gunaxin.com. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.
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