Lars Eller always looks like he's smelling something fowl.
Ovechkin Wind-Up Jersey
Just when I thought Bleacher Creatures was cool (you know, because they made the Ovechkin plush, which you can get 20% off of if you use the Caps Outsider code), they put out the Alex Ovechkin wind-up jersey.
Not yet released, it appears that you wind this up, then it walks across the table. FRIGGIN FASCINATING.
Aside from Ovi, they’ve got other must-have players, such as Sidney Crosby, Tim Thomas, Patrick Kane and Henrik Zetterberg.
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