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Birthday Gifts for Karl Alzner

Photo by Alena Schwarz

Today is Karl Alzner’s 23rd birthday. While he is going to be busy in camp, I feel that we deserve to give him the best day possible. I love getting gifts on my birthday, and who doesn’t? But what do you get a guy who is rich and can buy anything he wants? Well, here are a few suggestions. Chances are he already has most of these, but it can never hurt to have more than one of something:

1) A towel

Why a towel? Great question! If you’re one of a few people who have yet to see what happened to Alex Ovechkin on his birthday, here’s a link to take a look for yourself. And with the amount of jokers the Caps have in the locker room, it’s safe to say that he is going to need plenty of them!

Washington Capitals Beach Towel

2) Movies that feature Brad Pitt or Benicio Del Toro

I found out that these are Karl’s two favorite actors (if you’re curious as to who his favorite actresses are, those honors go to Hilary Duff and Paz Vega). With the new movie “Moneyball” coming out, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind taking his mind off of the rigors of training camp and going to see a movie with his favorite actor. Or, just get him this:

Snatch [Blu-ray]

3) Anything poker-related

I also found out that one of his favorite hobbies is poker. So you can always buy him a poker table, some high quality poker chips, an expensive deck of cards, and/or a deck shuffler (but if he’s such a high roller, I’m sure he can shuffle a deck himself.) Or maybe some of these:

Washington Capitals Barroom Stuff

So, there you go. Just a few suggestions for you in case you get stuck while shopping for Karl’s birthday gifts.

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Jeff

He is a college student who majors in finance. As a lifelong Capitals fan, he has endured all of the highs and lows the organization has gone through. Jeff is also a NHL contributor for Puck, Drunk, Love on the Bloguin network.

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