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Sign Petition to Get Brooks Laich on Twitter!
Sports Illustrated athlete of the year nominee Brooks Laich is wanted on Twitter, and you can sign this petition to get him to join. I believe if enough people sign it, he will be legally required to create an account and write his random musings, though we won’t expect him to be as entertaining as Andrew Gordon @AndrewGordon10.
Who else would we like to see? Braden Holtby. Definitely Holtby.
Thanks to Lindsay Flowers @LyNZiE_Flo for the heads up on this.
Twitter: @CapsOutsider, @benjaminsumner