Worst Caps Merchandise Ever

By
Posted September 18, 2010

Do I hear 99 cents? 99 cents? You in the corner? 99 cents? A heart-shaped Capitals watch for the lady, 99 cents? BID HERE!

eBay seller decalskin4mobile from Kwun Tong, Taiwan, has plenty of other hideous heart-shaped watches available, including the Baltimore Ravens and Washington Redskins. If it weren’t for the $9 shipping and handling charge, I’d be tempted to drop 99 cents on this and give it as a gag gift to someone.

More information:

  • All our watches are brand new and are using Japanese movements and batteries (included).
  • The measurement of the watch face (metal edge to edge) is approximately 1″, and the length is 7 1/4″, it can fit most lady’s wrists.
  • The watch band is made of stainless steel.
  • Watch will be delivered in 2 parts.

Japanese movements? Delivered in two parts? Huh?

While I’d bet this person does not have legal rights to use these logos on merchandise, I’d say the bigger crime here is the lack of quality in the product. Ugh.

UPDATE: Found another – a Washington Capitals NFL watch!

Ben Sumner
Ben Sumner is the editor of Capitals Outsider and a contributor for Gunaxin.com. He also works for The Washington Post and contributes there when he gets a scoop.
Ben Sumner

Comments